Search Engine Shenanigans part II

I couldn’t resist the pull of writing a sequel to my beloved Search Engine Shenanigans post. The crap people google is hil. ar. i. ous. And the things people Google and wind up on this blog? Downright bizarre.

“hey girl” hey girl hayyyyy!!!

“I deserve a medal for not stabbing someone with a fork today” Ohmygosh! I do!

“keep calm and eat”  …Your vegetables.  Please and thank you.

“pink glitter” …makes me feel fancy.

“ferret haircut”  Bullet the ferret looks especially dapper with a mohawk.

“vodka” Yes please!

“peas and…” littering and… littering and…

“I think I like you” Why thank you!  I like you too!

“sad coffee cup” no. such. thing.

“cat in a predicament”  My cat’s only predicament… is that she’s an asshole.

“organizing bras” & “dirty bra”  aka what happens when you post a photo of your bra drawer on ze interwebs *shrugs*

“girl running from bear” Considering I call Paul Bear + Bullet baby bear, I’m always running from bears!  Just call me Goldilocks!

“bed of shame” Um, I’m not touching that one with a 10 foot pole [TWSS!]

“how to make balls” Oh if you could see the smile on my face right now

“eat me said the pea”  It’s true, it did say that.  All veggies, in fact, request to be eaten =)

 

If you’re interested, here’s Search Engine Shenanigans [Part I] and [Part III] with plenty more search engine antics.

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maria

I want to stick my face in that second pic of that creamy, green onion, gooey, wonderfulness. Whatever it is. OMG.

Amy B @ Second City Randomness

bed of shame?

That’s a pretty good one. I really want to know…

Nikki

Nom nom. Those all look so tasty. Random Q – what kind of camera do you use? Was it expensive? I feel I need to take better quality pics on my blog.

I just had a look at what keywords have brought people to my blog and found this – indian hot party girl ass curve – WTF?

keepingitrealfood.com

Can’t wait for the recipes!

My favorite search engine amusements from the past 24 hours include, “fooood eaten during period,” “craving bacon means,” and “how to make artificial vagina.” And no, I do not have a recipe for that last one.

Sam @ Better With Sprinkles

I love looking at random search engine terms that brought people to my blog…people look for weird stuff on the internet!

little concerning as to what someone was looking for with “bed of shame”!

Best search on the blog from yesterday: “I’ve got flour chicken and eggs…I need lunch.”

loftyappetite

Haha I love looking at my search query stats. Definitely always good for a laugh. some of my faves have been “when I drink coffee i always pass out” – umm please see a doctor… “can you improve your breath with acidic juice” -I don’t know and that just sounds wrong. haha No wonder self diagnosing is frowned upon if you end up on a blog mostly about baking, books, and makeup!!

Ali

This is g-reat. 🙂

Katie @ Talk Less, Say More

Awesome! I love seeing the crazy search engine terms that lead people to my blog. I often get searches for Daniel Fischel (from Boy Meets World), but lately another big one has been “I say or do stupid things” – HA!

Abby

haha ferret haircut is my fav! omg I can’t wait to see what the cookie dough one is..I could eat 5 right now.

Aparna B. @ Not A Leaf

I love the hey girl heyyyyyy. Um..I second the comment about wanting to throw my face in everything you’ve put pictures up of as teasers plzkthxbai.

Jane

Mine has to be “naked jane cat yoga”. I did a blog entry about half nekkid or full nekkid yoga (more a plug to another blogger) and BAM all these “jane naked yoga” searches…. Maybe they just want my cat to do naked yoga…

Katie

I’ve never gotten any really crazy ones, but my friend had a post called “Fuck Pandas” (about her deep hatred of pandas) and got a search for “a fuck panda”. Then, a minute later, she got another for “no, a single fuck panda”. We laughed/were horrified about that for about 10 minutes.

Cat @ Breakfast to Bed

BALLS!!! stab them with a fork.

Laura @ Sprint 2 the Table

I LOVE funny search terms. Someone keeps coming to my blog by searching “is nutella good for you.” LOL!

JennJennB

Totally random (that’s how my brain works) but I just wanted to say I FINALLY got around to making the lentil veggie tacos yesterday for lunch = YUM!

Sabrina

Yes, yes and yes! I MUST know how to make all three of those pieces of heaven so that I may face plant them ASAP!

Tiffany @ Cute Dogs and Hugs

My favorites are:

“name of race from dentastix”
“fun fries”
“pull up your big girl panties and deal with it”
“you’re the friend i’d feel worse about killing in a”

So many other good ones, but too many to choose. Haha

Mai-Lis @ A Sunshiny Day

My favorite was “Mom, Is It Ladylike to Burpee?” 2nd favorite was “Why Don’t Tomatoes Taste Like Strawberries?” ummm, I dunno, maybe because they’re TOMATOES and not STRAWBERRIES!! Love this, thanks for the laugh!

Amber

I absolutely love looking at my stats and seeing what people entered in the search engine to get to me. It’s hilarious!

I love that BALLS came up! And I’m excited to see those chocolate chip balls 😉

Stephanie Thomas

Haha the other day someone found my blog from “oatmeal backing me up”!! I have posted about oatmeal before and should remember that next time I write!

Chelsea Lords

Those are super funny!! Okay, I can NOT wait for the recipe for that sprinkled ball picture. It looks delicious!!

Sloane@ Life Food and Beer

The number one search engine result on my blog is Bunhuck? My husbands name is Huck… Not sure what the Bun is! I typed it in and didn’t see it.

kepotts

Ha! Love posts like this! I wonder if people google those looking for you or if they happen upon you by googling those things. Amazing either way 🙂

Allison @ Life's a Bowl

This is hilarious! There is a book that I’ve seen at Urban Outfitters titled something like “Google This” and has the most random searches- some are hilarious and some are rather sketchy to say the least 😛 Can’t wait to see the recipe recaps, YUM!

dareyouto

Cookie dough ball? GIMME!

Ksenija @ Health Ninja

What can I say? You made my friday night giggle – love this post! Thanks for sharing 😉

Tiffany

Great post! Yep, always a great source of entertainment looking at Google search words!

Marcy

I used the word “nude” once in a headline and have gotten the following searches recently: nude rappelling, nude rocket, cat nude pose, nude on the beats, william shatner nude photography, nude whitewater…. Who knew that people use the Internet to find nude things?

Heather @ Kiss My Broccoli

Hahaha! Aww, don’t be mean to Maddy…or she’ll pee on your pillow! 😉

I haven’t gotten many funny ones lately…most people just misspell broccoli…but I did get “ugli tree fruit” the other day. And no, I don’t only cater to readers who are bad spellers…it’s from a loooooooooong time ago when I tried my first ugli fruit! 😀

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