It’s been forever and a day since I’ve perused my Google Analytics to see what has brought my brand new besties to the blog. I swear these get weirder and weirder each time. I love it. Don’t ever stop googling crazy things. How could I ever even begin to take myself seriously when I know that people have googled “dirty bra” and wound up on my blog? Not evah. And for that, this will always be my happy place.
“cake and crayons” I’ll take both please and thank you.
“what to eat with margaritas” Anything. Everything. All. The. Things. There is no wrong answer here!
“are crest white strips vegan?” sure!
“chicken dance” Paul gives good chicken dance; it’s true.
“how many calories in a crayon” I have no effing clue.
“nutritional value of crayons” Persistent, aren’t ya?
“nutrition facts of crayons” Ok now I’m getting a bit concerned…
“stuffed crayons” stahhhhp!
“shark bait hoo ha ha” yesssssssssssss!
“traci drinking tea” I’ve got nothing.
“you said balls” Yes. Yes I did.
“pesto XXX” basil gone wild.
“lamp” I love it. I love lamp.
“I tried the cupcake wine but did not get drunk from it. Why?” I’m not judging you, I swear.
Thanks for the laugh, interwebs.
For more peas and giggles, check out past installments of Search Engine Shenanigans:
And for those of you who came here looking for food, ohmygosh have yous seen yesterday’s recipe?!? It’s Fall on a plate! Make it right meow.