I hear the trophy is made of pure chocolate.
must. have. it.
Instead I’ll be face-planting into these:
what’s in it?
Fresh wild Alaskan salmon [enough to yield several tacos]
1-2 large ripe avocado, sliced
4-5 corn tortillas
1/4 cup crumbled feta or cotija cheese [optional]
chipotle olive oil [or your favorite oil!]
1 lime, wedged
ground cayenne pepper
garlic +/or onion powder
salt and pepper
+/or your favorite spice blend
3 TBSP homemade or store-bought ranch dressing
1 TBSP Sririacha chili sauce
1 heaping cup cabbage, finely chopped/shredded
1/4 small red onion, sliced thin
1-2 TBSP apple cider vinegar [optional]
1 TBSP honey
1/2 tsp dried or fresh cilantro, to taste
1/2 tsp lime juice
1/4 tsp garlic powder
a pinch of salt
created with a few fab tips from my beloved amazon
so… how was it?