“keep calm and eat” …Your vegetables. Please and thank you.
“ferret haircut” Bullet the ferret looks especially dapper with a mohawk.
“vodka” Yes please!
“peas and…” littering and… littering and…
“I think I like you” Why thank you! I like you too!
“sad coffee cup” no. such. thing.
“cat in a predicament” My cat’s only predicament… is that she’s an asshole.
“bed of shame” Um, I’m not touching that one with a 10 foot pole [TWSS!]
“how to make balls” Oh if you could see the smile on my face right now…
“eat me said the pea” It’s true, it did say that. All veggies, in fact, request to be eaten =)