I couldn’t resist the pull of writing a sequel to my beloved Search Engine Shenanigans post. The crap people google is hil. ar. i. ous. And the things people Google and wind up on this blog? Downright bizarre.
“hey girl” hey girl hayyyyy!!!
“I deserve a medal for not stabbing someone with a fork today” Ohmygosh! I do!
“keep calm and eat” …Your vegetables. Please and thank you.
“pink glitter” …makes me feel fancy.
“ferret haircut” Bullet the ferret looks especially dapper with a mohawk.
“vodka” Yes please!
“peas and…” littering and… littering and…
“I think I like you” Why thank you! I like you too!
“sad coffee cup” no. such. thing.
“cat in a predicament” My cat’s only predicament… is that she’s an asshole.
“organizing bras” & “dirty bra” aka what happens when you post a photo of your bra drawer on ze interwebs *shrugs*
“girl running from bear” Considering I call Paul Bear + Bullet baby bear, I’m always running from bears! Just call me Goldilocks!
“bed of shame” Um, I’m not touching that one with a 10 foot pole [TWSS!]
“how to make balls” Oh if you could see the smile on my face right now…
“eat me said the pea” It’s true, it did say that. All veggies, in fact, request to be eaten =)
I’ll be back super soon with some of these:
a little of this:
and a whole lot of these:
More to come. Always!
What’s the most random search engine query you’ve come across? Spill it!