Ohmygosh so — get this: I’ve officially had this blog for four years. Four. Freaking. Years. Crazy, right? I started Peas and Crayons in May of 2008 and then promptly had my ass handed to me by life. Life was like, “Hello old friend, you look like you could use a full plate. Here’s a big pile of crazy to tide you over for the year!” By the time I got around to writing my first post, it was already August of the following year. Now, as we’re kicking summer 2012 into gear, I thought it would be fun to look back at some of the wacky search engine queries that brought some of you weirdos here. Enjoy!
“i can’t digest peas” i’m sorry.
“chocolate crayons” i wish! though then i’d eat my crayons.
“stupid tuna” my tuna reads at a 12th grade level. lay off.
“i’m on a diet can i eat nachos?” yes. yes you can.
“is baby barf green a color?” absolutely.
“salmon glue” i just threw up in my mouth.
“am i allergic to crayons?” you wouldn’t have survived kindergarten.
“it’s so fluffy i’m gonna die!” haha yes!!!
“happy birthday hope you are partying” i’m always partying.
“does pizza grow on trees paul?” why are you asking Paul? he over-waters my plants!
“put more ahhh in your fiesta” that’s not where you should be putting your ahhh
“can ferrets have peas?” i have no idea.
“man and vodka” i’ll have one of each, please.
“balls” we all know why this leads back to me. [case. in. point.]
“dog likes to sleep in my closet” relax, he’s just keeping an eye on the monsters.
“edward four loko hands” been there. done that.
promise me you’ll never follow in my footsteps by partaking in this. ever.
“stroke the furry wall”
I know you guys have some good ones!